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I have this ‘friend’, who, one night at university ended up in bed with a long haired Philosophy student who, despite his best efforts just couldn’t finish. He tried, and tried (and tried) – maybe it was the four £2 quad vods he had sunk – but no luck. My ‘friend’ tried all the tricks in her repertoire but nothing. Eventually, sore and facing facts she suggested stopping – it doesn’t matter if he cums right? Wrong. He just couldn’t get his head around the idea that sex could occur without a pay-off. At the time that idea was radical to me – my friends and I were caught up in a cycle of bad sex because we didn’t know what we wanted or how to ask for it in bed. We believed that any sex was great by default of it a) happening. Raised on a Cosmo diet of blow job tips and ‘positions to please your man,’ our pleasure seemed irrelevant so ending sex without a moan moment didn’t seem to be the end of the world. That concept was not the same for men. For them, sex should always = orgasm.

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Fast forward a few years and my attitudes towards sex have changed massively. My body is a party – if you’re invited, you better bring a gift to say thanks. Knowing myself, and what I want means that I expect to orgasm through sex. The idea that sex should be mutually beneficial still blows some people’s minds though. I think that a lot of women are still hesitant to ask for what they want; perhaps they don’t want to seem ‘ungrateful’ or ‘slutty’ by implying that they want something different to what’s on offer. The worry that you’ll make the man feel inadequate by suggesting that his lack lustre licking is not getting you there or that it takes more than a few neck bites to warm you up. We treat sexually liberated women so badly; it’s a result of the patriarchal shackles we are bound by. Women knowing what they want is scary; it incites fear that they might not be satisfied with vanilla and might head out to track down a good time. Keeping them feeling ‘dirty’ or deviant for expecting good sex is a good way of keeping them passive and hesitant in the bedroom. Good girls don’t want to be f*cked hard, right?

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In porn, women orgasm ALL THE TIME. Not just that but they squirt. Sex is so awesome that they turn into gushing waterfalls, unable to hold in their enjoyment for a second longer. When researching for this post I spoke to some men and women about the female fizz phenomenon. The conversations went a bit like this; men ‘well, I’m about 13 inches soft and make my girl squirt so often that she basically just wears a nappy full time now’ and women ‘I’ve heard of it but it’s never happened to me. I think my friend’s work colleague had a mate who it happened to once though..’ A few women had experienced it; one as a result of some hot hate sex – it was unexpected which backs up the idea that it doesn’t happen on command. Another had it during a session with a girl but said that it wasn’t actually a pleasant experience, more a result of over stimulation.

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The female squirt seems to be heavily linked to male ego in the media; a sign of sexual prowess and skill. A new way of creating competition in the bedroom; it’s not enough to know how to make a woman orgasm – now you need to know how to make her gush as well to score man points. If you don’t end up with juice in the eye, you’re doing it wrong, clearly. I worry that this ability to squirt is just another way of creating failings in women. The fact that it is so highly contested, it’s existence debated, suggests that it is not happening up and down the country on a daily basis and yet we have it occurring in porn with increasing regularity. If you can’t do it, are you a freak? Are you a freak if you can? Will men be scratching their heads, puzzled when their best moves don’t elicit a squirt? Is it just another thing on the checklist of bed buddy expectations, alongside a big butt, shaved vagina and yoga-tastic move play? One more thing for us to be worrying about in bed rather than being able to switch off and go with it.

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Thing is, the actual act is considered pretty rare. Pornified as it is, we would expect women to be gushing all over the place at the drop of a hat. A nipple tweak here, a clit rub there and job done! Niagara Falls! It’s the new thing; porn sites have whole sections dedicated to the female squirt and one search on Youtube brings up thousands of videos teaching you how to make it happen. Forget threesomes – this year’s best seller is all about the gush.

There are some sex experts who believe that the female squirt is bullshit; just women wetting themselves. Finding themselves soaked in piss, women tell themselves they’ve reached new highs to cover up the fact that they just peed on their partner. I think this is a terrible explanation; studies have found the composition of the liquid to be similar to semen minus the sperm and there are enough reliable accounts to tell us that it is happening; just not as often as redtube might suggest. Others use science to prove the existence of this mythical magic; we have a gland that secretes this fluid and when stimulated can, can, CAN result in the gush. Forums are awash with guys asking how to make it happen (real men wear Jordans, eat at Five Guys and make their girls gush OBV) and girls asking if what they’ve experienced is the real deal; it seems that we need reassurance that what’s happening to our bodies is normal and ok. Despite porn showing women projectile squirting men across the room, we’re not sure what to actually expect when it happens to us. How much fluid should there be? (a teaspoon to two cups seems average) How long should the feeling last? (seconds to days by all accounts)  How come it doesn’t happen every time? (not every woman can do it, not everyone woman who can, does it every time) How come it has never happened? Basically, it’s anything goes. There is no set way of getting a girl to gush, no set way for the experience to go down or last. My advice would be that if it feels good, do more of it. If you don’t like something, don’t be afraid to give some pointers. Anything that turns sex into a competition stops it being fun; if we are caught up trying to squirt, we might not be able to relax enough to cum and then we are right back at the beginning again. Can’t call that progress.

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  • Erina

    This world is full of savages, my gosh ! wow the things people can discuss, not one bit of shame. Wild people and their wild thoughts ! Women are different to men and me are different to women, in a good way, get over it !

  • IIiana Silveria

    LoL, I agree ! Some people are just beyond the limit dirty …. no offence have some self respect!